I have migrated here from Google’s Blogger because I have been advised by trusted sources that this site is a superior destination for the literary manifestations of my psyche, as well as the other shit. Now, about me. My name is Reginald Freecrotch and my life ambition is to invent a proximity gravity destabiliser to accomplish such lifelong endeavours as: 1) Creating a localised hub of sideways-growing trees and floating deer.
2) Levidancing – yes friends, that is dancing in mid-air and could also be accomplished by going to space. Sadly, since birth I have been horribly allergic to space, which wouldn’t normally be obvious if it wasn’t for the fact that I AM FROM THERE and I feel that I should warn you of your impeding doom at the hands of my home planet’s Boop cannons (we named them that because they don’t make a sound in space so we gave them onomatopoeic names to compensate).
3) To create a wormhole from my bed to a brewery so I can get the good stuff fresher than the prince of Bel Air.
Other than my ambitious scientific pursuits, I also enjoy potatoes, watching cat videos and the misfortune of others 🙂